| Girl: | I'm having heart surgery today. |
|---|---|
| Boy: | I know. |
| Girl: | I love you! |
| Boy: | I love you more! |
| *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.* | |
| Girl: | Where is he? |
| Dad: | Don't you know who gave you the heart? |
| Girl: | (Starts crying) |
| Dad: | I'm just kidding he went to the bathroom. |
This is what happens when we get bored at work! That’s my manager btw! LOL (Taken with instagram)
I just walked up to my door to find this! A token of how sleepy my old man was as he got home! (Taken with instagram)
Ham and cheese souffle! Stay hungry my friends! Lol (Taken with instagram)
So dericious! (Taken with instagram)
It worked surprisingly! I (Taken with instagram)
Shin wars! With my boy peak (Taken with instagram)
This is what I wake up to everyday! Don’t judge me kitty! (Taken with instagram)
Two bodies were found in the Yangtze River, China with their hands entwined together in red twine. The couples’ family did not agree with the marriage, so the lovers took their lives.
(via jonathaniusarsenius)
Nothing like being high as fuck and forgetting the thing you wanna forget!
